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HOW!? How do you f**cking sit on ur fat lazy ass and do nothing and get away with it? You lie, sneak around & ease drop. My job relizes on you doing yours but no myspace/facebook and your stupid husband calling the office all time is more important. YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE!! USE IT!! You f**ck up all the time and blame it on others. And when you say your out working don't anwser your house phone when we call to catch you lying! One of these days you'll get your ass canned!! BITCH!!!
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How's this for annoying: My coworker and I share an office room at a private university in the Bay Area. This person is one of the most annoying and narcissistic person I've ever met. Whenever he came up with answers (even obvious ones), he would say to himself in third person: "R, You're so good". And he would repeat this over and over, sometimes 10 or more times, literary. To be continued.......
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I hate when all u douchebags go to my desk and take stuff, or better yet u see im doing work but decide to look something up and say sorry screeew u ! Im to the point where im about to say I quit all u scumbags drained 4 yrs out of me !!!!! no respect!
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I feel sorry for you that you have to belittle people who work under you to make yourself feel important. You made up your pretentious job title! stop agreeing with every stupid thing the VP says. You are a puppet and he is your marionette. You think you're so great but you will be here in your same made up position for the rest of your life. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THAT CORNER OFFICE!!!!!
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We are having intermittent power problems in the office after hurricane Ike. I was the last one to leave the office. The power was out when I left - so, I forgot to turn off the light switch. You ask me if we need to have a fatherly talk about leaving the lights on?!?! WTF?!? It's never happened before - so, why couldn't you just not say anything?!? If it happened all the time, maybe bring it up...
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We hung the signs in the bathroom because of YOU! How appropriate it is that YOU are the one that tattled to the boss. Maybe if you'd stop shitting, pissing, and bleeding all over the Goddamn toilet and floor we wouldn't have to put the signs up. You leave the toilet looking like a McDonalds cheeseburger. How do you get your own shit on the floor? BTW - orthopedic nursing shoes don't ever look good, especially with hot pink polyester capris and a red silk shirt you fucking fatass
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We all know you're gay. You remind us every day. The problem is, we don't care. You smell, you don't wash your chothes (drying them with a dryer sheet does NOT suffice!) you're breath is HORRENDOUS, you chew like a cow and we don't care you're on a diet. You work out every day, but what is funny is this: We know you don't do anything at the GAY GYM except treadmill, crunches and prancing around for the other gay guys. I was unaware prancing was exercise.
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Ok, this goes out to an entire department at work. Get off the "diet" bus. We all know you eat like ravenous hippos. Just because you woke up alive this morning is not reason enough to have a POTLUCK dinner every day. The smell of your hotlinks brewing in bbq sauce wafting up through the corridors is sickening. I can actually hear the threads on your pants screaming as they try to hold in your mass. You can breathe without chewing. Try it!
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We don't care that you're black. We care that you're stupid and lazy and you don't want to do your own work! You misspell words, use the wrong words in the wrong sentances, you command a kindergartener's knowledge of Excel... and you take like 37 smoke breaks a day. Does it really need to be explained why you aren't the OPS MANAGER? Maybe it's because my DOG can type better than you!
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Seriously? You're 77 F***ing years old! WHY are you still working? You don't know what EXCEL is, can't operate EMAIL and you wanted me to order you INDEX CARDS to set up your files? Are you bringing back the Dewey Decimal System too? We have computers for people who know how to use them. Why are you making 60k a year to be useless and ask me to do all your work? PLEASE retire and give someone else a job! PS. we use calculators now, not the abacus.
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