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Let your coworker know about their annoying habits!
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The constant clearing of your throat is so annoying. Either a) cough a real cough and get it out b) eat a cough drop or pepperming c) take a drink d) go to the doctor and get some medicine. I don't care what you do, just quit clearing your throat. I can't concentrate it's so freaking annoying. I even kept a tally one day for about 50 minutes of how many times you cleared your throat - want to know how many times??? 78, yes, that's right, 78 times. At least once a minute - a little more!
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I hate when you turn the a/c down so low, if you're hot, take off your fucking sweatshirt! I hate the way you talk, yo u fucking hick, you sound so stupid. Quit flicking your nasty cigarette butts all over the lawn, put them where they're supposed to go! Quit making the motorboat sound when you sigh, it's fucking annoying ! Ahhh!
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How can you possibly yack as much as you do? You havent worked a full work week in the 2 years that I have been here. You are worthless and irritating. Now you have started to date. FYI I do not need to know about every person u f**ck, or possibly paid any attention to you. I think you are an insecure, horsefaced, food smacking, pretentious, self centered b**tch. You cant pull your own head out of your ass long enough to get it...HE IS USING YOU and no one cares. PLEASE SHUT UP!
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Let's see, if I ask you a question, you turn it into a 15 minute conversation. You do the uncomfortable "ha ha" laugh after every sentence, even if what you're saying isn't even remotely funny, and what you say is never funny. You talk to your boyfriend on your cellphone in a low, monotone voice which sounds like a constant buzzing coming from the other side of my cubicle wall. You say random things that you think are funny, even though a five year old wouldn't even laugh.
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it is rediculous that you have an office. It is even more absurd that you keep the door closed and talk shit with the other dumb bitch that works here. You both have bad hair.
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You got the memo, same as all of us in the department did; you heard it straight out of the boss' mouth at the staff meeting. Because of the "Pepsi Syndrome" incident that cost us thousands of dollars in replaced equipment, we can no longer have food at our stations, and drink must be in a closeable container. But what did I find when I relieved you? Your empty chip bags, half-empty soda can, and crumbs everywhere! You are going to get fired, and I can't wait to see you go!
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I'm curious as to what makes you think it's acceptable to skip an instruction simply because you don't understand it and then assume that you can think you're finished with the project?
Have you ever considered, oh I don't know... asking about something you don't understand?
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Ya know, the majority of us have a good handle on the English language, and all of us have at least one degree (most of us even have two or quite a bit of experience).
That said, please keep in mind that it isn't necessary for you to repeat your question/rational for your question multiple times (in your annoyingly fast voice, because you're apparently afraid we might try to ANSWER your question after the FIRST asking) in order to try to provide more information when we don't need it...
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Yeah, remember that e-mail that went out 2 months ago about putting your cell phone on silent when you're in the office? Uh huh, that meant you, too, genius!
If you're going to leave your friggin' ringer on HIGH, the least you can do is put it on your desk so that when it rings, we don't all have to be disturbed by it for 8 ringtone cycles while you dig through your apparently mammoth purse to find it and then listen to a 30 minute personal conversation in your whiny voice!
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As if it isn't bad enough that we all hate you (we know you only got the new, made-up position because you're a massive suck-up; how sad that you got suck in an office on the floor with the people you manage instead of right across from her so you could continue brown-nosing), could you maybe PRETEND that you do the work you were promoted to do instead of spending all day on iTunes, Facebook and Youtube?
Oh, and quit trying to be our friend. We don't invite you to lunch for a reason.
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