Why do you constantly try to impress everyone with your extremely unimpressive, mediocre life?! Your favorite question is, "Hey wanna know what I did this weekend?" My answer, NOPE! I don't care if you tinted the windows on your vehicle. I don't give a crap that your getting a king sized bed. All you want to do is compete with everyone when you have nothing to compete with. You are extremely uninteresting & yet you're a motormouth that gives me a headache. I wish you would SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
My God...am I backstage at American Idol?!? From cubicles all about me I am hearing flat, off-key SINGING! And it's not even good songs, either! All day long, people are either singing to what's on their iPods or trying to outdo one another! SHUT UP!
You are supposed to be a man, yet you wear girly boots and pace. Clicking your heels like you are in some form of perpetual line dance. Whistling (poorly) away your boredom, yawning like a gorilla mating call.
You are fortunate I am not your boss, as it is evident that you are not earning your pay. You'd rather browse Internet videos instead of finding something productive to do. You are a drain on the organization and an annoying wretch. You really should be fired and sent home.