Today a woman scrubbed out her breast pump equipment and left the residue splattered all over the sink and walls. Maybe I should come in one day an apply hemorrhoid ointment in the same place in the same manner...
Guy next to me eats ALL DAY LONG and SLURPS/GULPS WATER. I hear every crunch, smack and swallow ALL DAY. Then he sucks the dry cup with a straw. Not to mention the constant "Hmm...Hmmm.Hmmm..Hmm" comments he makes to himself 100 times a day. It is like he has discovered electricity 100 times every daty. "Hmm!" "Eureka!" "Hmm!".
Recently I was at a Walgreen's where to of the women working there were very graphically discussing the fact they had their menses. Then they explained to each other how they orally gratified their male partners loud and right out in the open.
I have to sit next to the cube with the guy who is constantly coughing. It sounds like he has stage 4 lung cancer. He is about 65 pounds overweight (not uncommon today). Maybe if he would take better care of himself he would not sound like a dying dolphin.