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hey you freaking IDIOT .. sick time is for SICK people.... you're F-INg sick as a DOG. go home!! and stop coughing up your lungs in the office in front of everyone. I dont get it. you're given endless sick hours. GO HOME> !
shes a fake 2faced psycho. writes notes everywhere&goes on rampages slammin doors&yelling in front of cleints, but my coworkers tell me we have to deal with it because shes mentally ill. she comes in, spends some time talking to people in reception, claims she loves animals but pushes thru them to hide in the back&maybe conjur up another mental breakdown where she screams at us&dents garbage cans. LOL. newsflash bitch. ur the one nobody likes. everyones been complaining about u. quit or get help
My coworker never works but she takes twenty minutes just to start pretending that shes gonna pretend to work. then at the end of the day while im still working and she is still clocked in, shes in the bathroom for twenty minutes getting dressed and skanked up in some tight fitting hoochie outfit, does her hair and makeup. Then comes out and asks how she looks. Um, you look like a whore. Whoring actually pays better so why dont you just quit and go with what you are good at.
is it same girl who i just found out may be responsible for some missing money ..bitch i work harder than you and i dont spend my money on x and whatever other drugs you are abusing... i lost some money the other day. hmmm. yes please look at all the stuff you bought on your longass break while in the parking playing your ghetto music doors wide open if its warm enough. keep fudging around while we watch you stroll in twenty minutes late. We love your private tailgate party. u are embarrassment.
please sit in your car longer smoking cigs when you are already late from your break. hey whyme i think we both work with her! Wait i thik i know a lot of these people. Same horrible habits everywhere. So many coworkers from hell.
You bring those same damn doritos in that red rubbermaid container every day!!! Buy some baggies you cheap ass lazy bitch. And please let your mascara dry before you leave the house. All that black shit all smudged up around your eyes looks ridiculous!!! You are not cute and you're nasty. Stop coughing so much....really... get seen by a dr cause I am sick of hearing it. And you whine about money how about not bringing McDonalds for breakfast every single day?? Must be costing u 25 bucks a week.
My coworker thinks she is just soooo damn cute. She wears the tightest pants in the world and brags constantly about how the guys around here are always complimenting her. Admittedly she does have a decent body but the face is not so great. Pimples and moles and she has chipmunk cheeks. She brings the same breakfast to work every single day and sits there smacking and chomping. And she loves to constantly slosh her damn drink around in the cup rattling the ice. I am so damn sick of this bitch!!
Please refrain from striding through the office in her uncool from the 80's aerobic workout wear. We all have agreed that you are trapped in 1984, with the short haircut, the headband and the color-coordinated leotard. The ancient boombox you take to the health center with you is not pleasing, especially the bad 80's pop music you jam out to while doing your Jane Fonda impression in the pool. It's all good you're staying in shape, but you need to stop exhibiting it at work. Now.
she is so lazy. Always tired yet always sipping on an energy drink. Why would 3 or 4 energy drinks a day not kick in and make you work just from restlessness? Maybe its the Valium and Xanax you're obviously abusing. and I dont care if you like some herb after work, but smoking it on those frequent, much too long breaks you and ONLY YOU take and then coming back to work obviously high on a combo of at least two - you SHOULD BE FIRED BY NOW. Still doing shots in your car ?DISRESPECTFUL AND LAZY ?
She gets all excited and begs like a child to take the trash out if she sees you replacing a bag, she comes running from anywhere. Um, it is not helpful to take a ten minute smoke break w each bag of garbage. Why don't you jump in that dumpster its where you belong.
