The 6 of you come into the weight room dressed in your business suits all talking at the top of your lungs at the same time. Then you go to the bench and you each attempt to bench a ridiculous amount of weight with 2 or 3 spotters while screaming at the top of your lungs. Then afterwards you all scream "Yeah!" at the top of your lungs while high-fiving each other. Then you leave. That's your workout! No warm-up, no cardio, no cool down...
What's this, no open mouthed sneezing today? Oh and let's be clear it%u2019s not that you've finally decided to cover your shit, you're just not all gross and sneezy today for some reason - allergy meds? But of course, you cruel stupid man, still subject me to the nasty gum popping/chomping/chewing... stop pig!
Will you STFU already!! Quit talking every chance you get! I mean really, you whine and bitch all day about work. Instead, you could have been finishing up your damn work! For being a 50 yr old man, you sure don't behave like one! And what is up with all that f^#&$ coughing and hacking still?! It's been 1.5 years now and your loud ass hacking has gotten worse. To damn lazy to work and to damn lazy to go to the doctor. Maybe you should just stay home and NEVER come back! Please! GO AWAY!
Stop making comments a la "we don't matter, we're just peons". Speak for yourself, as it may indeed apply to you. Yes we have the same non-mgmt title, but I'm much younger/smarter/faster, and was promoted to this Sr position in just a little over a yr despite being straight out of college %u2013 took you much longer right? And they kind of hesitated didn%u2019t they? I have zero plans to be in this role by the time I'm your age...this may be your peak but def not mine
Did I honestly just hear you express some sort of disapproval over someone's uncovered sneeze. You fat pig you do this every day! Every F%u2019n day you spray down your monitor and keyboard. And your just so annoying and dumb all around. You try to pipe up and ramble about useless details I can either grasp in a matter of seconds or already know in full. Yes I%u2019m much younger than you, also smarter, faster and hold the same title - too bad for you fatty!
Just call me Maestro. I like to crank up my classical music n leave my office door open. What's more is I have 4 favorite songs which I play on loop. Not sure how my colleagues feel about it. I mean they do regularly ask me to turn it down so they can concentrate. But I think they're just kidding so I'll just go ahead n crank it back up in a few hours. Oh n if you see me walking by w/ papers folded under my arm, that's me heading to the toilet to take a huge dump that I won%u2019t properly flush