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Change the setting on your phone so that it does not make beeping noises when you type text message!

Cooper
 
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What's this, no open mouthed sneezing today? Oh and let's be clear it%u2019s not that you've finally decided to cover your shit, you're just not all gross and sneezy today for some reason - allergy meds? But of course, you cruel stupid man, still subject me to the nasty gum popping/chomping/chewing... stop pig!

Chip Junkie
 
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Why do you wear a scarf? It's 99 degrees outside. Is it somehow supposed to make your short skirt less inappropriate?

annoyedbeyond
 
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Will you STFU already!! Quit talking every chance you get! I mean really, you whine and bitch all day about work. Instead, you could have been finishing up your damn work! For being a 50 yr old man, you sure don't behave like one! And what is up with all that f^#&$ coughing and hacking still?! It's been 1.5 years now and your loud ass hacking has gotten worse. To damn lazy to work and to damn lazy to go to the doctor. Maybe you should just stay home and NEVER come back! Please! GO AWAY!

Smitty
 
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Stop making comments a la "we don't matter, we're just peons". Speak for yourself, as it may indeed apply to you. Yes we have the same non-mgmt title, but I'm much younger/smarter/faster, and was promoted to this Sr position in just a little over a yr despite being straight out of college %u2013 took you much longer right? And they kind of hesitated didn%u2019t they? I have zero plans to be in this role by the time I'm your age...this may be your peak but def not mine

Cooper
 
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Did I honestly just hear you express some sort of disapproval over someone's uncovered sneeze. You fat pig you do this every day! Every F%u2019n day you spray down your monitor and keyboard. And your just so annoying and dumb all around. You try to pipe up and ramble about useless details I can either grasp in a matter of seconds or already know in full. Yes I%u2019m much younger than you, also smarter, faster and hold the same title - too bad for you fatty!

Chip Junkie
 
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Please don't interrupt me to tell me how clever you are that you combined a hershey bar and a handful of almonds and it tasted delicious.

Rico
 
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Just call me Maestro. I like to crank up my classical music n leave my office door open. What's more is I have 4 favorite songs which I play on loop. Not sure how my colleagues feel about it. I mean they do regularly ask me to turn it down so they can concentrate. But I think they're just kidding so I'll just go ahead n crank it back up in a few hours. Oh n if you see me walking by w/ papers folded under my arm, that's me heading to the toilet to take a huge dump that I won%u2019t properly flush

Want to Scream BACK THE F OFF
 
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You: "This is off, why did you allocate this incorrectly?"
Me: "I was off that day, you were covering for me"
You: "Oh we need to be more careful"

NO, Ms. Perfect, YOU! And stop saying: Does it make sense to do (idea proposed by me) instead of (idea proposed by you) - YES it does make fucking sense, get your head out of your control freak, micro-managing ass!

AssHat
 
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I pray you don't get any down-time, I know it'll spell you thinking of ways to "improve" operations...and by improve I mean make useless changes to an efficient process simply because you are a control freak who needs to get involved w/ everything. Oh look, another attempt to brown-nose/show-off masked as a BS report no one gives 2 fucks about. And you're just so damn enthusiastic over your efforts! No it's not exciting, it's another one of your useless changes, stop clapping! (yes she claps)

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