Recently I was at a Walgreen's where to of the women working there were very graphically discussing the fact they had their menses. Then they explained to each other how they orally gratified their male partners loud and right out in the open.
I have to sit next to the cube with the guy who is constantly coughing. It sounds like he has stage 4 lung cancer. He is about 65 pounds overweight (not uncommon today). Maybe if he would take better care of himself he would not sound like a dying dolphin.
I hate when people talk over one another repeating what the other person is saying right back in their face. It's like a circle of bullsh!t going back and forth with no end to the horrible, non-interesting banter.
If I have to listen to you talk about the pitiful pop group you stalk, our how one of the members is in love with you (ignoring the fact that you are tremendously over weight, irritating, and have the beginnings of a beard that the circus would welcome) I think I'm going to crack. You still live at home in your thirties, chew disgustingly, stare at people when you think they can't see you and are utterly self obsessed, boring and idiotic. Go fuck yourself you oxygen thief.
What is your deal **** . Why do you feel the need to brag about how much you spent on your g/f, truck, gadgets,etc. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! Move out of mommy's house then I'll be impressed. Please stop telling me about the stupid concerts you go to. Mosh pits don't make you some tough-guy. I hate the stupid jokes you say. Fuck Family Guy, what are you?! twelve yrs. old. Now you wanna act hard and eyeball me because you don't understand the Golden Rule. Come at me bro,I'll MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU!